A preview of Saturday's column, in handy take-home form:

As a franchise player, Michael Vick is no Joe DiMaggio.
Joe Banner knows how to ruin a spring training with the best of them.
Paul Holmgren is a magician.
No matter what the schedules will say, Temple football is not on the same playing field as Notre Dame.
No matter what the reason, Bryn Mawr and Swarthmore should not have been allowing each other to score uncontested buckets in a recent women's basketball game.
Joey Tiberi is climbing back into the ring.

Check out the Daily Times and delcotimes.com Saturday.